Day at the Museum

FLYING PENGUINS!!!!

gorgeous flying penguin, also dead.

more flying penguins

pretend fishes and flying penguins

pterodactyl or something... and some random guys head.

Orang-Utan skeleton

PHAR LAP!!


Penguin! (also dead!)

Little blue penguin

weird toothy animal.

cute little dinosaur.


weird toothy dog/reptile thingy



so these are just some of the photos i took today at the melbourne museum. :D If you ever get the chance to go there, please do. :)

Dear Potential New Friends

As I do not know you yet, please let me provide you with my ground rules.

1. Do not be unnecessarily rude to me, unless in jest. This includes calling me names or implying something mean about me or something i hold dear.

2. Do not call me repeatedly and if I don't pick up, leave a message and I may get back to you.

3. I can take a joke, but only if its funny

4. Don't crowd me

5. Do not ask for money

6. You will not be allowed to my house for at least 4 months, I must get to know you better

7. Do not ask to use my phone, if you have used all of your credit, why would i let you use mine?

8. Do not ask to have a taste of my food if you see me with some, its rude and leaves me hungry. If I'm full i might offer you some.

9. Do not equate your life circumstances to mine, we have been raised by different people and lived different lives

10. if you are lucky enough to be invited into my house, don't yell, don't have arguments on msn on my computer, don't eat all my food and if you are bored GO HOME.


In return I will,

1. Listen to your problems

2. Go out for coffee with you

3. Not give unwanted advice

4. Tell you when your butt looks big in that

5. Not trash talk your loser boyfriend

6. Not ring your phone unless its urgent

7. Not expect anything from you

8. Wont ask to borrow anything off you

9. Will be polite and keep my trashy mouth to a minimum

10. Possibly lend you something.


Take these rules into account and we might have the beginning of a beautiful friendship. If not you weren't worth my time in the first place. I give only one chance, fuck it up and I'll let you go.

Regards

Christine

HELLLLOOOOOO ANYONE OUT THERE???

1. the course is going well. Already snowed under, cant wait for it to be overrrrrrrr!!!

2. hopefully seeing transformers 2 this weekend

3. Hell has frozen over, well... half over. The flatmate removed the coke can from the Shower, only to replace it with ....



you guessed it. Another one. Only this time its a red one. Similar to this ....

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cokecan.jpg


so if someone wants to photoshop the black can out and the red can in... go for it! Still working on the counter for it, the one i found didnt work and the one Dam Buster told me about i couldnt figure out... (its been a long week)


So i shall leave ya hanging!!!


btw, as for the organisation.. Ya not so much. Oy.

And then there was....

Things are gonna be pretty quiet around here for a little while. The course is going great :) I'm loving every freaking minute of it. I have lots of homework and will soon have Placement. This means i wont be able to be on here as much :( I need to get organised (see previous post OY!) and I need to work my pretty little ass off.

I also got rid of the pile of clothes in the corner of the pic, and after grocery shopping I will see how much money I have left and I might bring home a new member of the family... Tommy The Tub. :P

But anyhoo i need to go get my groceries and then do some cookin, so i will see you all on the flip side :)